Body Image Comedy Fan Pillows

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Health

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"Hey, great ab!"

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

The big bad wolf uses an inhaler before he blows down the three little pigs' straw house.

'The secret to great abs? Marker pen.'

'Could you give me big tits?'

"We Don't Need Men. We Can Lick Our Own Vaginas"

'Silicone implant ward.'

"Can you get on the scale please? I'm on a diet and need to monitor my food intake..."

"Mr. Whopple, time to slow down on the veggie diet!"

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

'Sorry I had the liposuction machine on blow instead of suck.'

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

Unserious conditions: Bart shaped bruise, Multiple banana wounds, Radioactive buttocks.

'And I'm'm not coming out of there 'til I'm amber!'

The creation of the first size OO woman.

'Your blood pressure is skyhigh! No more salt lick for you!'

"What does 'It looks like you never miss a meal' mean?"

Food guide.

The Burger and the Whopper.

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

My thighs touch because they in love