Body Image Comedy Fan Prints

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

Health

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"Hey, great ab!"

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."

The big bad wolf uses an inhaler before he blows down the three little pigs' straw house.

'The secret to great abs? Marker pen.'

'Could you give me big tits?'

'Silicone implant ward.'

"Mr. Whopple, time to slow down on the veggie diet!"

"We Don't Need Men. We Can Lick Our Own Vaginas"

"Can you get on the scale please? I'm on a diet and need to monitor my food intake..."

'Sorry I had the liposuction machine on blow instead of suck.'

M.D. I think of my body as a temple! I think you should decrease the building fund.

Sorry I missed you.

Unserious conditions: Bart shaped bruise, Multiple banana wounds, Radioactive buttocks.

Botox secretary.

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

'And I'm'm not coming out of there 'til I'm amber!'

"What does 'It looks like you never miss a meal' mean?"

Food guide.

She's gone - you can stop holding it in.

The creation of the first size OO woman.

My thighs touch because they in love

The Burger and the Whopper.

'Your blood pressure is skyhigh! No more salt lick for you!'