Body Image Commentators Prints

"What does 'It looks like you never miss a meal' mean?"

Applied Science.

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"That's a big fat lie!"

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Aging Problems

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Too Skinny, Too Fat

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

"I can't have anything that's a food."

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

"Hey, great ab!"

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

'I envy your metabolism.'

'I hate her...'

'I'm hoping for a heat wave - I could afford to lose a few pounds.'

'It wouldn't be so bad if they were pert and perky.'

All dressing rooms now have dimmer switches

'Do I climb it or wax it?'

Well there's something you don't see every day...

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."