Body Image Humorist Pillows

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bench Press Accident

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

"Still on your left."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

Jeff was watching his weight.

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"Hey, great ab!"

"I'm a HUNK of burning love!"

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

'I hate her...'

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Pontius Pilates

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

Plan B