Gender Bender Gifts

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

Transgender Bathroom Debate

Sign in yard says 'It's a Tomboy!'

Clint Westwood

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Cross dressing class: 'Today we will be learning how to spend hours in the bathroom and moan about men.'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

"Pick up that gender role you just dropped!"

"Captain, we're headed straight toward a big gaping hole of needs!"

His and Hers Clothing

Woman and man dressed as woman.

'A crawler? ME??? Nonsense!! And yes, my new boss is a lady. Why do you ask?'

'Phil was amazed at the attention his halterneck top was attracting.'

Man wearing skirt and women's shoes has filing trays marked 'in' and 'drag'.

A man with woman's shadow,

WC.

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"Yeah, they actually think I'm the male!"

"Jason felt like a new woman now he's found a bra to fit."

'Dad, could I borrow the car and your dress Saturday night?'

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

'You're just afraid to get in touch with your feminine side.'

The idea that the firm is dominated by boring white middle aged male lawyers is clearly wrong...for example I know for a fact that Gerald wears a basque under his suit. And I used to be called Mary!

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Alternative fielding positions

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Black hole setting

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."