Brain Buster Fan Gifts

'I can't believe I flunked! -- I always do so good when I watch game shows!'

Bright idea

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

Famous Optical Illusions!

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

Wordplay: Dilemma.

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

'Okay, everyone for 'Plan Bee', raise your hand.'

"An answer is crossing my mind ... it just hasn't made it all the way across yet."

Psychological Testing Center.

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

Businessman needs a cuddle.

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Quick Crossword.

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

'I'll get this rock; you get the other.'

Only a handful of people are this small.

'I'm not happy with my 'honey and lilac' shampoo.'

"If you fail one Rorschach test, you've failed them all."

'I use a combination of shiatsu and hypnosis...'

Buzz buzz. Beekeeper. Beep beep. Key beeper.

As he turned 40 Stuart realised mental flossing had become part of his routine.

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'