Rule Breaker Fan Gifts

'It's a restraining order from my teacher.'

Trespassers Will Be Recycled.

'Let's not go by the book.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Pole Vault Rules

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...