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'It's a restraining order from my teacher.'

Trespassers Will Be Recycled.

'Let's not go by the book.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Read that last part back to me.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention