Uniform Fan T-Shirts

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Cat Tie

Filet minion

Diamond outfits

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

Centaur Sprinter

Easter bunny Island.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

Couple in Grey

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Joe's Tuxedos

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

'Tickets, please.'