Ceremonial Fan T-Shirts

'We weren't expecting a Royal visit.....Where's the King?'

"To be or not to be."

Joe Biden

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

'...Love, honour, obey, and wipe that silly grin off your face?'

Easter bunny Island.

Notre Dame Fire

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

"Forget it, Carl."

Taking selfies at the kelpies

Cleaner and sculpture

Union Troops Foraging for Supplementary Rations in Louisiana

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

Democratic convention.

"Is he gonna read the ENTIRE Book of Psalms!?! C'Mon!!!"

"I'd like to thank...."

Wedding with 'Ex-wives' and 'Ex-husbands' as places to sit.

"I swear, the solstice starts earlier every year."

'Aside from the fact that you're green with envy, you're not wearing any green.'

'Wow. What a party animal!'

'I actually celebrate two birthdays: When I was born as a caterpillar and then as a butterfly...'

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.

'Does my bun look big in this?'

'Y'know, I'm glad we kept it small.'

Place settings

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

'Frank and I won a Clydesdale horse farm.'

"I shouldn't have gone to freshen up at the interval: The second act was almost over by the time I reached my seat again..."

"It's true...I am in fact an agent of the prince of darkness but my duties are largely ceremonial."

'Rats, I can't do casual...'

'Nice to meet you. Plumber Greg.'