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'Please don't call me Mr. Carruthers. Mr. Carruthers is my father. I'm Dr. Carruthers.'

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

'Nice to meet you. Plumber Greg.'

Place settings

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Is it that bad?"

Cat Tie

Diamond outfits

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

All dressed up and no place to go

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Information booth attendant solves equation

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

"Lucky Guess."

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Formula.

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

'...Or not.'

Management Styles - Inspirational

Bureaucratic castle

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

How symbols are chosen for equations