Formal Introduction Fan T-Shirts

'Judge McWit, this is Margaret, party of the first part, heretofore to be known as Maggie.'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Wow, what a DILF."

The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Management Styles - Inspirational

'Do you have an appointment?'

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

Masked Pianist

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

Only a handful of people are this small.

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

'Delivery for Muhammad.'

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

"The board is in agreement, then - rock and roll will never die."

Place settings

'Meet Regan the vegan, Ray the gay and Tommie the commie.'

'Rats, I can't do casual...'

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

Planning Department Door

Clive Bell

'We weren't expecting a Royal visit.....Where's the King?'

Crematorium with sign outside saying 'Yes! We're open.'

'Nice to meet you. Plumber Greg.'

Division of Putting Toothpaste Back in the Tube