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'Meet Regan the vegan, Ray the gay and Tommie the commie.'

Fly Football

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

The Running of the Brie

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

French Animal Noises.

Beachy Hair

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"He's at that awkward age."

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

Toast kidnapper.

During our summer breaks, hungry photocopiers from across the nation migrate to the richer feeding grounds of Pulp & Paper Mill country.

101 uses of a dead cat: toilet brush

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

Jazz Bagpipes

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

House for Sale.

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.