Quirky Introduction Fan Prints

'Meet Regan the vegan, Ray the gay and Tommie the commie.'

Fly Football

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

The Running of the Brie

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

French Animal Noises.

Beachy Hair

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

"He's at that awkward age."

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

Toast kidnapper.

During our summer breaks, hungry photocopiers from across the nation migrate to the richer feeding grounds of Pulp & Paper Mill country.

House for Sale.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

'Mr. Pennrose isn't so bad...when he gives someone a pink slip, he always draws a smiley face on it.'

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

Jazz Bagpipes