Quirky Pitch Fan Prints

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Fly Football

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Old-fashioned computer

The water desk

"We're out of flowers."

"He's at that awkward age."

Beachy Hair

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

The Booger.

Crazy paving company.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

Tapped Tree

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Pirate trying on parrots.

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains