Quirky Pitch Fan Pillows

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Fly Football

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Open House of Horrors

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

Old-fashioned computer

The water desk

"We're out of flowers."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Beachy Hair

"He's at that awkward age."

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

The Booger.

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Crazy paving company.

Tapped Tree

"Love the exposed chessboard."

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Pirate trying on parrots.

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer