Quirky Questionnaire Fan Prints

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Open House of Horrors

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Deer Cross Dressing.

"We're out of flowers."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Beachy Hair

"He's at that awkward age."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

First and last day as census taker...

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

The Booger.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these

'Why is it that the weirder and older something is, the more it's worth?'

"Fruit of the Loon"

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains