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Clive Bell

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

Information booth attendant solves equation

'...and that is my philosophy.'

Life and Death

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

That might not work, EU...

"Lucky Guess."

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Formula.

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."

'...Or not.'

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

'Do you have an appointment?'

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

Bureaucratic castle

'I'm going to have to let you go.'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"Without your contribution here, th rest would be just meaningless numbers."

Architecture Books