Formality Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'I ask my distinguished colleague from cell block c to please pass the salt.'

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Catsuit

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."

'Do you have an appointment?'

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

Bureaucratic castle

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

'I.R.S short form.'

Penguin trying on a suit.

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'

"I don't mind the dressing up... it's the way they serve the food that irks me."

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

'Is that your wife's anniversary present?' - 'Yes, it's an annual report on our marriage.'

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

"You look lovely, my dear! But while we're not at work...you don't have to wear your hairnet here."

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

"How soon do you need these?"

Place settings

'Your horse seems a little impatient, sir! Pray go first!'

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

Clive Bell

Planning Department Door

Sensation in the Hamptons: A Man Strolls Down Main Street Wearing a Tie.

'Nice to meet you. Plumber Greg.'