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'I ask my distinguished colleague from cell block c to please pass the salt.'

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Catsuit

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."

"Let's see a robot do that."

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

'Do you have an appointment?'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Bureaucratic castle

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"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

'I.R.S short form.'

Penguin trying on a suit.

'Is that your wife's anniversary present?' - 'Yes, it's an annual report on our marriage.'

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'

"I don't mind the dressing up... it's the way they serve the food that irks me."

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

"What? Tux wasn't ready."

"You look lovely, my dear! But while we're not at work...you don't have to wear your hairnet here."

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

"How soon do you need these?"

Planning Department Door

'Your horse seems a little impatient, sir! Pray go first!'

Place settings

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

Clive Bell

'Did you want me to wear that tonight or did a Jedi die here?'

Sensation in the Hamptons: A Man Strolls Down Main Street Wearing a Tie.