Ceremony Fan T-Shirts

"I'd like to thank...."

Wedding with 'Ex-wives' and 'Ex-husbands' as places to sit.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Joe Biden

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

A salute of scouts

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'Does my head look big in this?'

Jungle Games

Oscars 2024

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

'What, They're comfortable.'

'...Love, honour, obey, and wipe that silly grin off your face?'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Double Wedding

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Tribal masks.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

Christening

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

"Forget it, Carl."

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

"We were just making a little ceremony of burning the mortgage."

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,