Record Breaker Fan Gifts

Future world records

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Control and Out of Control Group

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

The Specimen Hunter

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

"The particle physicists get all the chicks."

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

"Truth, justice and the American way?... Then why didn't you just become a lawyer?"

Superman Vs. Winter

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'

"No recordering allowed!"

"Yoiks!"

A long jumper reaching 18.

'Be honest... Did you use my deodorant?'

'Would you like to learn the secret of extreme swinging?'