Record Breaker Fan Pillows

Future world records

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Control and Out of Control Group

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Wow, seven questions marks! Can you give me one more? I'm going for a personal record! ???????

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

The Specimen Hunter

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

You've got to admire his spunk.

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

"The particle physicists get all the chicks."

'Last Sunday, third inning, White Sox agains the Orioles, a major league first....as every player on the field blows a bubble at the same time."

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

He's the greatest pole vaulter of all time! That's an over-the-top statement.

"Truth, justice and the American way?... Then why didn't you just become a lawyer?"

Superman Vs. Winter

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'

"No recordering allowed!"

'Would you like to learn the secret of extreme swinging?'

World Records by Migratory Birds.