High-energy Physics Fan Pillows

"The particle physicists get all the chicks."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Is it that bad?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Science Fair Judgements

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Free Radicals.

Entropy.

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Newton Discovers Gravity

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

Science And Society 1923

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

"I'm tired of being an electron."

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

Updated History: Sir Isaac Newton. A body at rest tends to remain at rest ... unless an apple falls on its head. Of course, this is just a first draft.

Jules Henri Poincare