Quantum Physics Fan Pillows

"Dad, how does Santa Claus visit all the children in the world in one night?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Is it that bad?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Quantum Psychic

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Science Fair Judgements

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Free Radicals.

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Entropy.

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Newton Discovers Gravity

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Science And Society 1923

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

"I'm tired of being an electron."

Argh, typical! I always think of a terrifying thing to say after the s

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

Jules Henri Poincare

Updated History: Sir Isaac Newton. A body at rest tends to remain at rest ... unless an apple falls on its head. Of course, this is just a first draft.