Quantum Physics Fan Gifts

"Dad, how does Santa Claus visit all the children in the world in one night?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Quantum Psychic

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Science Fair Judgements

Free Radicals.

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Entropy.

Newton Discovers Gravity

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

Science And Society 1923

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

"I'm tired of being an electron."

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

Jules Henri Poincare

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

'C'mon, Phil, it's not like we're trying to hit a baseball.'