Quantum Mechanics Fan Gifts

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Science Fair Judgements

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Free Radicals.

Entropy.

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Newton Discovers Gravity

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Science And Society 1923

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

"I'm tired of being an electron."

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

Jules Henri Poincare

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'