Quantum Philosophy Fan Gifts

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Voltaire

reincarnated worm...

What else is there to wish for?

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"You call this a constitution?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Now showing, at a University near you...

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Quantum Psychic

YOLO vs YODO

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Snowyphus

The Physiciatrist...

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"At least we agree to disagree."

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'