Quantum Enthusist Gifts

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

Schrödinger and his cat

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

Albert Einstein

"OMG! A portal to another panel."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Harv works the red shift.

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

The Yearly News

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

"Good morning, Herr Schrodinger - and what can I do for you...?"

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

Einstein was never very good with the easy ones.

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

Leon the electron was not sure just to where he'd been blasted when the photon struck, but indicators suggested he was now in one of the atom's degenerate orbitals.

'Dr Bertam works on a theory of nothing.'

'...but here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space.'

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

"Adultery is like quantum mechanics, hon. It only exists when you see it."

'Condensed-Matter blues'