Quantum Pondering Enthusiast Gifts

The Physiciatrist...

Schrodinger's Black Box

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Schrödinger and his cat

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

Albert Einstein

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Harv works the red shift.

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

'Erwin Schrodinger plays 3-box monte...' 'All right - which box is the cat in?'

The Yearly News

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

"Good morning, Herr Schrodinger - and what can I do for you...?"

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

Einstein was never very good with the easy ones.

Schr?dinger's cat playing Scrabble.

'...but here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space.'

"I'll call you back...I think Steve has found that invisible dark matter we've been searching for."