Particle Physics Fans Gifts

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Is it that bad?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Science Fair Judgements

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Free Radicals.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Entropy.

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

Newton Discovers Gravity

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Science And Society 1923

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

"I'm tired of being an electron."

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

Quantum Physics. What combines with antimatter to create a violent reaction? Uncle Matter!

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

Jules Henri Poincare

Updated History: Sir Isaac Newton. A body at rest tends to remain at rest ... unless an apple falls on its head. Of course, this is just a first draft.