Physics Fans Gifts

Newton - today: 'Help my research! Buy an apple 50 cents.'

The Dangers of Unlicensed Science Teachers.

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

After Frugal: marked by difficulty parting with money. The strong inward force experienced by a unit of currency clasped in the hand of a rotating Scotsman.

''Work can be zero even when there is a force' ... is that a reference of unemployment in a police state?'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Albert Einstein

"Is it that bad?"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Think Tank

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"Bonk!"

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Science Fair Judgements

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Free Radicals.

Entropy.

'People, get a half-life!'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

Science And Society 1923

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.