Physics Fanatics Gifts

"...and in terms of capacity, how many Olympic pools would it take to fill this Olympic pool?"

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Albert Einstein

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Is it that bad?"

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

She loves to play with string theory.

Think Tank

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Bonk!"

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Science Fair Judgements

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

Free Radicals.

Entropy.

'People, get a half-life!'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Newton's vacation

Newton's Law and Order.

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

Science And Society 1923