Physics Enthusiasts Gifts

Faster than light Book Club.

'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.'

If Newton...was hit by a tomato.

"We quantum physicists put a little extra bounce in our step, and hey, you never know!"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Albert Einstein

Fear/Knowledge

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

E=mc2.

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Archimedes statue with a lever

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Distractions Of The Great

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.