Physics Lover Gifts

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'People, get a half-life!'

'Why Isaac Newton kept returning to alchemy...' 'There's just no money in gravity.'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

Einstein

"Now in the second law of thermodynamics..."

"Do you know Issac Newton discovered gravity in 1867? Before that people could fly."

"How many miles per winding?"

Newton's vacation

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

Caution unstable molecules.

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Albert Einstein

'I don't know why you have to be a particle physicist - you can study decay just as well at home.'

Physics Lab. Sorry I'm late, but "a body at rest," you know.

"It's unified and it's a theory but it's not the unified theory we've all been looking for."

"Along with 'Antimatter,' and 'Dark Matter,' we've recently discovered the existence of 'Doesn't Matter,' which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Is it that bad?"

"You're such a good listener."

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Carbon Dating.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Evolution Exam Results.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

Raptures

"May I get an equation in edgewise."