Particle Physics Fanatic Gifts

Spot the Higgs boson competition (like 'spot the ball' competitions).

Neutriyes: Affectionate particle produced when neutrinos are passed through an underground tank of beer. Unlike the neutrino, the neutriyes can be identified by its indiscriminate attraction to any available atom.

Albert Einstein

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

The Physiciatrist...

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Bonk!"

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Subatomic particles

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'People, get a half-life!'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

Newton's Law and Order.

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

Newton's vacation

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Working On Silly String Theory.

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

A pianist trying to read a Newtonian equation

"It's the formula for a black hole."