Particle Physics Fanatic Prints

Neutriyes: Affectionate particle produced when neutrinos are passed through an underground tank of beer. Unlike the neutrino, the neutriyes can be identified by its indiscriminate attraction to any available atom.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

The Physiciatrist...

"Bonk!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

Subatomic particles

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'People, get a half-life!'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

Newton's Law and Order.

Newton's vacation

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"It's the formula for a black hole."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."