Particle Physics Enthusiast Gifts

large hadron collider

Atom Supply Co.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Albert Einstein

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

The Physiciatrist...

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"Bonk!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

Subatomic particles

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

'People, get a half-life!'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

Newton's vacation

Newton's Law and Order.

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

A pianist trying to read a Newtonian equation

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.