Particle Enthusiast Gifts

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

An unknown sub-atomic particle waiting to be discovered.

Subatomic particles

"Once you have a collider, every problem starts to looks like a particle."

'You can stop looking now, it sounds like they've found the Higgs Boson!'

'What's the matter with your cyclotron?'

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

"Ahem...any other reasons why you think you'd be suitable for working at the Large Hadron Collider?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Fear/Knowledge

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

E=mc2.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Archimedes statue with a lever

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

Distractions Of The Great