Particle Pun Lovers Gifts

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

She loves to play with string theory.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Subatomic particles

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"Here comes the super-visor."

It's a pretty serious chemical imbalance, Mr. Sims

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

"Kevin's sort of a negative person, while I tend to be positive, so we have an electrical connection."

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

'We must construct our own large hadron collider so that we can obtain results that are consistent with our cultural heritage.'

The Principal of Inertia.

"I never expected to collide into you!"

"Pi and mash squared please."

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

"You know that's not what I meant by 'give me a hand'!"

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

'I can't come out and play because I'm in 'Time-Out.' Although here at Grandma's it's more like 'Time-Out Lite.' '

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"

'Not too serious just a couple of particles collided.'

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

It's a group of goldfish, so it might be an element-ary school!

Museum. The Universe. "Light-years"? Boy, they have low-calorie everything these days!

Hit it! The Big Band Theory.

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

"What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to be certain about everything these days."

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'