Physics Pun Enthusiast Gifts

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

'You're awfully small for a proton - Are you sure you're not an ELECTRON?'

"They gave me the Gaus Theorem, the Gauss Method for Quadratics, Gaussian distribution..."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

She loves to play with string theory.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

It's a pretty serious chemical imbalance, Mr. Sims

"Here comes the super-visor."

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

'We must construct our own large hadron collider so that we can obtain results that are consistent with our cultural heritage.'

"Kevin's sort of a negative person, while I tend to be positive, so we have an electrical connection."

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

The Principal of Inertia.

"Pi and mash squared please."

People who understand Venn diagrams

"You know that's not what I meant by 'give me a hand'!"

"Not again!"

It's a group of goldfish, so it might be an element-ary school!

Museum. The Universe. "Light-years"? Boy, they have low-calorie everything these days!

Maths Department with sum on door sign.

Hit it! The Big Band Theory.

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"