Physics Pun Aficionado Gifts

Physics Trash Talk: '...and your Mama thinks Newton's second law replaced Newton's first law.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

She loves to play with string theory.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

It's a pretty serious chemical imbalance, Mr. Sims

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"Here comes the super-visor."

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

'We must construct our own large hadron collider so that we can obtain results that are consistent with our cultural heritage.'

"Kevin's sort of a negative person, while I tend to be positive, so we have an electrical connection."

"Pi and mash squared please."

The Principal of Inertia.

People who understand Venn diagrams

"No conifering, please."

"You know that's not what I meant by 'give me a hand'!"

Hit it! The Big Band Theory.

It's a group of goldfish, so it might be an element-ary school!

Museum. The Universe. "Light-years"? Boy, they have low-calorie everything these days!

Defensive Lineman

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

Maths Department with sum on door sign.

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

"What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to be certain about everything these days."

"They gave me the Gaus Theorem, the Gauss Method for Quadratics, Gaussian distribution..."

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

Apparently, Mr, Fradkin, evolution is a two-way street,