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Physics Trash Talk: '...and your Mama thinks Newton's second law replaced Newton's first law.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

She loves to play with string theory.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"Here comes the super-visor."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

"Kevin's sort of a negative person, while I tend to be positive, so we have an electrical connection."

'We must construct our own large hadron collider so that we can obtain results that are consistent with our cultural heritage.'

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

The Principal of Inertia.

People who understand Venn diagrams

"No conifering, please."

"You know that's not what I meant by 'give me a hand'!"

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

Maths Department with sum on door sign.

Defensive Lineman

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

"What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to be certain about everything these days."

Exploding Dalmatian

Apparently, Mr, Fradkin, evolution is a two-way street,

Recombinant DNA Research Lab: 'I bought a hybrid car.'

'That's three strikes. You're Out!'