Physics Pun Fan Pillows

'That's what you get when you break the law of gravity!'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

She loves to play with string theory.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Science Fair Judgements

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Free Radicals.

Entropy.

Cupid misses his shot.

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Science And Society 1923

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Newton Discovers Gravity

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."