Physics Pun Fan Gifts

'That's what you get when you break the law of gravity!'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Is it that bad?"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

She loves to play with string theory.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Science Fair Judgements

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

Free Radicals.

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Entropy.

Cupid misses his shot.

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Science And Society 1923

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Newton Discovers Gravity

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"