Science Pun Enthusiast Gifts

"I think we should be other people."

"Did you know that DNA spelled backwards is AND? Makes you think."

Lab. The sugar molecule is prefectly symmetrical. it's Bambi-dextrose!

Caution unstable molecules.

"On the contrary, the way to a man's heart is through the superior vena cava."

"If females are XX and males are XY, then what is YYY?"

"Spoiler alert, Bob. If you need to carbon-date you lunch it's spoiled."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

The Food Chain

She loves to play with string theory.

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Here comes the super-visor."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

No, that's "Virginia Wolf" with one "o."

It's a pretty serious chemical imbalance, Mr. Sims

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'Fred, rumor has it you're closing in on some profound, elemental truth about the universe, and I wanted to remind you that our research funding specifically prohibits that!'

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

"We should never have committed binary fission!"

Professor...what are you doing?

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

'How was I? Want a cigarette?'