Science Pun Enthusiast Mugs

"I think we should be other people."

"Did you know that DNA spelled backwards is AND? Makes you think."

Caution unstable molecules.

"On the contrary, the way to a man's heart is through the superior vena cava."

"If females are XX and males are XY, then what is YYY?"

"Spoiler alert, Bob. If you need to carbon-date you lunch it's spoiled."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

The Food Chain

She loves to play with string theory.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"Here comes the super-visor."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'Fred, rumor has it you're closing in on some profound, elemental truth about the universe, and I wanted to remind you that our research funding specifically prohibits that!'

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

Professor...what are you doing?

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

"Pavlov's Blog."

'How was I? Want a cigarette?'

"We should never have committed binary fission!"

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

'We must construct our own large hadron collider so that we can obtain results that are consistent with our cultural heritage.'

"Kevin's sort of a negative person, while I tend to be positive, so we have an electrical connection."