Science Pun Lover Gifts

"Personally, I don't see what all the fuss is about."

The Physiciatrist...

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

"You know that's not what I meant by 'give me a hand'!"

'Fortunately, it's only Man C.Difficile...'

'Whaddya mean "The chemistry's gone" ?! '

'Run! I've discovered the Higgs Bison.'

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

"Here comes the super-visor."

"Okay; we've evolved opposable thumbs. Now what?"

Apparently, Mr, Fradkin, evolution is a two-way street,

"Hi Honey. I'm homoerectus!"

'Sometimes she's like a wave, sometimes she's like a particle.'

Recombinant DNA Research Lab: 'I bought a hybrid car.'

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

The Principal of Inertia.

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

"I tell you, I remember when all this was protoplasm"

Save the Whales/Free Radicals!!

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

She loves to play with string theory.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Think about the honey."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"You've passed with extinction!"

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

A Brain Drain

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."