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"Personally, I don't see what all the fuss is about."

The Physiciatrist...

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

"You know that's not what I meant by 'give me a hand'!"

'Fortunately, it's only Man C.Difficile...'

'Whaddya mean "The chemistry's gone" ?! '

'Run! I've discovered the Higgs Bison.'

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

"Here comes the super-visor."

"Pi and mash squared please."

"Okay; we've evolved opposable thumbs. Now what?"

Apparently, Mr, Fradkin, evolution is a two-way street,

"Hi Honey. I'm homoerectus!"

'Sometimes she's like a wave, sometimes she's like a particle.'

Recombinant DNA Research Lab: 'I bought a hybrid car.'

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

The Principal of Inertia.

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

"I tell you, I remember when all this was protoplasm"

It's a pretty serious chemical imbalance, Mr. Sims

It's a group of goldfish, so it might be an element-ary school!

Museum. The Universe. "Light-years"? Boy, they have low-calorie everything these days!

Save the Whales/Free Radicals!!

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

She loves to play with string theory.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

"Think about the honey."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"You've passed with extinction!"