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'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

The Food Chain

She loves to play with string theory.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"Here comes the super-visor."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

A Brain Drain

'Fred, rumor has it you're closing in on some profound, elemental truth about the universe, and I wanted to remind you that our research funding specifically prohibits that!'

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

Professor...what are you doing?

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

"Kevin's sort of a negative person, while I tend to be positive, so we have an electrical connection."

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

Hell's Schlegel

The Principal of Inertia.

'Prof. Sigurdt has made giant strides in making genetic engineering profitable.'

"You know that's not what I meant by 'give me a hand'!"

"No conifering, please."