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"Kevin's sort of a negative person, while I tend to be positive, so we have an electrical connection."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

She loves to play with string theory.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

The life of penguins.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Here comes the super-visor."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

A Brain Drain

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

'It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free range scientists.'

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

"The earth's core changed directions."

The Principal of Inertia.

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

"You know that's not what I meant by 'give me a hand'!"

'This is what happens when you mess about with nature.'